Omnomnom

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pearlmarley:

The bus drivers really stop this hard💀

home girl neck in the bottom right corner is done for 😭

FUCK, bro!! Im fuckin suing!!

^a WHOLE check

I watch someone different every time

absolutely hypnotized by the woman in grey in the top right who gets jolted so hard she actually undergoes mitosis and becomes two people

^^^^^^ 😩😩

YO WTH

Shorty in the middle of the screen done for

Y'all ignoring the worst one.bruh in the back top right who gets flung two rows and hits a pole

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am 💀 but I’ve also been on city transportation and the bus drivers really dgaf

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heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

image

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